Original Post: After Monaco Grand Prix

Dear Kimi,

All these years you blamed McLaren for all those stupid car problems and most of us have believed you because we know that McLaren, in a way, sucks. But even when given a Ferrari, how on earth can you not drive it properly? I was hurt at the way you acted at Nouvelle Chicane in Monaco Grand Prix. I agree that a Force India car before Ferrari was a blasphemy but knocking Sutil and denying them championship points is definitely not the way to repair the situation. So, I will no longer be supporting you to win the championship. This is FYI.

yours truly

D. N. Rohith

Go Ferrari!!

PS: Tell your team-mate that I still support him. And beware of Kubica. I hope he kicks your @$$.

Update: after Canadian Grand Prix

Dear Kimi,

Please accept my deepest condolences for getting kicked in the @$$. Even we had no idea that Hamilton had so much grudge on you for ruining his best friend’s race in Monaco. Don’t worry about your constructor. Luck will always favour the best and Ferrari proved it last season. So no matter how stupidly you drive, Ferrari will eventually win the constructors’ championship. By the way, Kubica tasted a grand prix win so be extra careful with that fellow.

yours truly

D. N. Rohith